My journal has now become FRIENDS ONLY.

Comment to be added and all that shit.

In fact, comment and give me a reason I should add you, I'm feeling rather cynical lately.

Flip a Coin: cynical

blackesthate: I learned that uh
deskshark: ...
blackesthate: You really should freeze leftover soup
blackesthate: So that the broth um...
deskshark: -writes this down-
blackesthate: Stays broth...
deskshark: rather than?
blackesthate: I think the uh...noodles absorbed it all, there's no broth left.
deskshark: ah yes
deskshark: that's what noodles do
blackesthate: >__>;;
deskshark: they absorb
deskshark: things
blackesthate: And there were WAAAAY too many noodles so uh...no broth. 8D;;
deskshark: XDD
blackesthate: Things, you say?
deskshark: yes
deskshark: things
blackesthate: Like
deskshark: LIKE PEOPLE
deskshark: RUN SYD
blackesthate: Potatos?
deskshark: RUN
deskshark: RUN
blackesthate: FUCK
deskshark: sure
blackesthate: FUCK
blackesthate: FUCK
deskshark: XDD
blackesthate: How about firetrucks?
deskshark: absolutely
deskshark: it is their favorite
blackesthate: And meteorites?
deskshark: sometimes
blackesthate: What about plutonium?
deskshark: only on thursdays
blackesthate: Do they also absorb uh...
blackesthate: Lanterns? And whales?
deskshark: on thanksgiving
blackesthate: Refridgerators?
deskshark: on leap years
deskshark: OH SHI
blackesthate: FUCK
deskshark: XDD
blackesthate: As much as I would love to keep doing this
blackesthate: I'm going to wake up Brian laughing
blackesthate: HOW ABOUT NUCLEAR FALLOUT?
blackesthate: DO THEY LOVE NUCLEAR FALLOUT?
deskshark: YES
deskshark: THEY WILL SURVIVE
deskshark: WITH THE ROACHES
deskshark: AND THEN
deskshark: ABSORB THE ROACHES
blackesthate: FUCK
deskshark: AND GAIN DOMINANCE OVER THE EARTH
blackesthate: ROACHNOODLES?
blackesthate: WITH THEY ABSORB THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER?
deskshark: no the flying spaghetti monster absorbs all
blackesthate: Okay. So the flying spaghetti monster will gain dominance over the earth, then.
blackesthate: AFTER AN EPIC BATTLE
blackesthate: THE MOST EPIC BATTLE THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
deskshark: yes
blackesthate: MORE EPIC THAN ANY WORLD WAR
blackesthate: AND MORE EPIC THAN TERRORISM
blackesthate: AND MORE EPIC THAN JAY LENO'S CHIN.
deskshark: OMG


EPIC. EPIC NOODLES.

Flip a Coin: awake

MET: Porn can be sticky sometimes.

Flip a Coin: amused

Anyone else I know getting hit by this _____salmon bot thing on AIM?

I hear it's kind of similar to this thing called Hatsby. I heard it described to, apparently, IM two people who have just posted to LJ, and then have them subsequently talk to each other. Though I can't actually say for sure, since apparently, I wasn't on the receiving end of either IM. I think the first one I received copied the text to me and it said something along the lines of "Can you tell me how to get a hold of your mother? I really need to speak to her."

Me, on the other hand, I just got the responses from the other people. It apparently shows your screenname as the bot's name, hence why when the person copied what I'd "said", it showed "AwkwardSalmon:" instead of my screenname. The second one was "smolderingsalmon". I just heard from a friend on rhodivon that they'd been hit by "SandWornSalmon" a while back and thought it was a troll.

I got hit with both of these before I realized it wasn't a virus, thanks to Hoshi. They popped up shortly after I posted updates for my characters on memento_eden, so it does make sense.

In other news, goddamn is it ever windy here. Forecast says the wind is blowing at thirty six miles per hour. It's ridiculous!

Flip a Coin: contemplative

Today, I made my very first omelet...omelette...however anyone wants to spell it (apparently, firefox wants to spell it "omelet", but then again, firefox doesn't know how to spell firefox).

Surprisingly, it was not a flop! I've been up since eight thirty this morning on five hours of sleep recovering from the flu, and I think what's keeping me up right now is my ultimate satisfaction over making an awesome omelette for my lovely girlfriend as a surprise breakfast. I didn't burn it, it didn't stick to the pan, it was light and fluffy and full of cheesy chicken goodness and seasoned just right. Man, I couldn't have done that better if I'd tried. -Beams- It was incredibly easy, I'm happy to report. Easy enough I may make another one tomorrow morning. I'm not too fond of omelettes myself, since that's just toooooo much egg (I always make the mistake of going to IHOP and looking at the omelettes and saying "Oh, that looks good," and then remembering about a third of the way through it that I hate omelettes XD), but my baby was happy with it, and I'm beaming with pride right about now.

Somehow, I thought it would be harder to make, but hey! 8D

Goddamn I am running on ADRENALINE. HAPPY OMELETTE MAKING ADRENALINE. PURE AND UNADULTERATED OMELETTE ADRENALINE.

Flip a Coin: awake

CLICK ME, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. Unless of course you don't want to be spoiled for the second .hack//G.U. game?

GOD. THAT TOOK WAY LONGER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD. I DIDN'T EVEN THINK I'D ACTUALLY FINISH IT. I started with the thought "well, I'll try to sketch something" and then it actually turned out ridiculously well for me. Fancy that. I had to slap color on it and shit, too, because, man, the sketch looked so naked without it. (Even if he is kind of half naked.)

OVAN. YES.

Flip a Coin: accomplished and tired

Happy holidays all, I'M GOIN ON VACATION!

Also, happy birthday to me on Saturday. Huzzah.

Somebody reported the prologue to Anomaly on Y!Gallery. I don't get this. I don't think there are rules against posting shortthings, are there?

I'm pretty damn certain I broke no rules with that.

I mean. There aren't any girls in it, that'd be the obvious one. I didn't COPY it, jesus fuck, I wrote it myself, I made the preview icon myself, I'm pretty damn sure I categorized it properly, and seeing as how there was no adult content, I'm not really sure why anyone would report it.

....I think I see what they did there.

The report button is right next to the favorite button. That's gotta be it. I'd test this theory, but I don't want to report anything. Still, how stupid do you have to be to click report and actually send a report instead of favoriting? Seriously?

Edit: So apparently somebody was a total stuck up elitist jackass and reported it because it was too short?

8d: Written works must be reasonably well edited and use proper spelling, grammar, capitalisation, and punctuation, and at least one page long. Written works less than one page long may be posted as part of a compilation of multiple works that total at least one page.

Does the word "prologue" mean nothing? Or by compilation do they mean all in one post?

Flip a Coin: confused

147 ICONS/BASES TOTAL
Naruto (107)
Icons
-Itachi (6)
-Sasuke (9)
-Sasori (4)
-Mikoto (7)
-Gaara (1)
-Kakuzu (1)
-Orochimaru (1)
-Itachi+Naruto (2)
-Itachi+Sasuke (1)
-SasoDei (7)
-KakuHidan (1)
Bases
-Sasuke (20)
-Mikoto (30)
-Itachi (1)
-Itachi+Sasuke (14)
-Mikoto+Sasuke (1)
-Uchiha family (1)
.hack//ROOTS (5)
Icons
-Haseo (5)
Mahoraba (34)
Icons
-Sayoko (3)
Bases
-Sayoko (31)

Previews:

1	2	3

Flip a Coin: accomplished

I feel calmer now that I've had a little time to chill after the whole fiasco, so I can probably recount it better now.

So Met and I had gone out to the mall so she could pay her Kay's bill, right? We were heading back from the mall, just two or three blocks away from Central heading south on Louisianna, right next to the fair grounds where everything was going hectic and there was traffic out the ASS.

And this guy makes like he's going to pull into my lane from this stop-and-go police directed traffic lane next to me. Mind you, at this point, the street is what? Three and a half lanes wide? Two lanes southbound and one northbound with a turn lane in the middle, while the right lane southbound is the congested one I was mentioning (since it's the turn lane and everybody and their dog was headed right toward the state fair). I was in the lefthand southbound lane, minding my own business, and this guy freakin makes like he's gonna pull into my lane. Clearly, he sees me swerve. I assume he thought that I was changing lanes. There was only the turn lane to get into, I was swerving because HE WAS NOT STOPPING.

He continued not to stop, effectively rendering our passenger side door useless.

The guy made like he was going to pull off, so naturally, Met and I jump out of the car to stop him. Sure, the obscenities were probably the wrong way to go about it, but the guy had just slammed into us, I think it was a natural reaction, really, for that stupid of a mistake. He copped an attitude, and somebody'd already called the accident in, so the cop showed up before we had a chance to swap insurance. I was shaking like crazy by this point, see, this was only my second accident, and effectively, it was the same type but at a lower speed. Also, keep in mind that I'm not on Met's mom's insurance, so technically I shouldn't even have been driving. I wouldn't have been, should Met not have been taking a new medication that made her too loopy to drive safely.

Now, we get over, the cop starts asking the usual questions. The guy was a PRICK. Now, I've only dealt with one other cop in the past, and that one was 100% nicer than this one. I can see now why Met hates ABQ cops so much. I'll try not to make stereotypes in my head, but that guy was seriously a jackass. I gave him the info, was ridiculously polite, if shaken up, said my "yessir"s and "nosir"s, and soon we were let go.

After getting in the car, I apparently started it. Less than thirty seconds later, naturally, being shaken up, I couldn't remember that I'd started it, as well as the fact that I could not hear or feel the engine running. I try twice to turn it on again, before Met told me it was on already, and the police officer came back over, copping a serious pricky attitude and asking me "How long have you been driving, the car is already on." I told him I was still shaken up and that I hadn't heard the engine running, and he snaps at me to get out of the car, submitting me to a field sobriety test. Hooray, my first field sobriety test, staring at the setting sun and trying not to blink. He then proceeded to LECTURE ME about my anxiety, while I'm about THIS close to having a panic attack, though I manage to keep rather calm (legs still shaky, though). I tried to explain to him that I have panic attacks, but he told me it was suspicious that we were so shaken up since it was just an accident and asked me about a bajillion times whether or not I was on anything. Asshole.

Despite nearly falling into hysterics on the drive home, I managed to drive us the rest of the way. Stupid state fair. We passed another accident on the way home. Stupid out of towners. The guy kept insisting that I was changing lanes or something when it happened and he "clearly had his turn signal on" which was a dumbass thing to say considering WE HAD THE RIGHT OF WAY and you shouldn't expect people to just STOP in the middle of the street to let you get in when there's nobody in front of them. I mean come on, the street was clear for a goddamn mile in front of me, and even after he saw us continuing to go, he still did not stop. I don't get it. How can somebody be that damn stupid? I hope he was drunk or something and got arrested.

Flip a Coin: numb

Okay okay okay I GOT PICTURES OF OUR ADORABLE FISHCAKE!

( KittenkittenkittenFISHCAKE! )

Flip a Coin: excited

Guess what guys? There's the most ADORABLE little orange tabby kitten sleepin on mah lap!!!!

He's our new baby! His name... Fishcake! :D

He purrs like nobody's business and has fine musical tastes~ WILL POST PICTURES SOON!!!!

Flip a Coin: ecstatic

RIP Becca.

She died in her sleep, the best way an old girl could go. Fourteen long years, my first cat, she was nineteen years old. I remember she used to comfort me when I cried, back in Tulsa (first grade), so long ago. That's most of my life, and she was always there. I won't forget her, none of us will. She was a hunter, a friend, a conversation piece, the queen of the house to the very end. There's so much to say about her that I could never fit it all here, I'd be writing for days, I'm sure, and yet so little needs to be said. She had a mean left hook, though, and a big, sagging belly, and I'll always remember her as a matriarch and a lioness at heart. She had a good life, a long life, a healthy life and a happy life. It was everything a cat could ask for in this world, and I'm sure we'll be missed as much as we'll miss her. Goodbye old girl, we'll see you again someday. I hope the years until then will be just as good as the ones we spent together.

( Rainbow Bridge )

Flip a Coin: crushed

Alright. I'm going to cut my "what's been happening and what's gonna be happening" shit into two posts.

First of all have you guys seen this shit? I'm speechless about it all. Mostly about the information I can find here. Absolutely sick and speechless.

In other news, got my hair done today! It looks GREAT ♥ I love it so much, I'm sad that the hairstylist we just found will be moving to Arizona by the end of the year. I've never had one as good as her. Sob. D:

What else...

A-KON IS THIS WEEKEND SLDFKJSLDFJSLDFKJSDFLKJSDFLKJSDFYES.

I...had this feeling there was more I had to talk about besides what's going in the other post but...uh...can't think of anything, boy do I suck. D: I guess I was gonna do it then I read all that stuff in the first of the post and was like "wtf people are fucktards this is scary shit D:".

Flip a Coin: shocked

Internet's dead; don't know when I'll be back.

(Also applies to Met)

...who watch Naruto: The Abridged Series... Something rather quick (and silly, and badly done, but it's the thought that counts~) in regards to what is sure to be quite a long-standing rivalry...

( Single icon under cut for the use of images from the latest manga chapter )

Flip a Coin: amused

I'm going to show you a picture. And then I'm going to ask you what's wrong with it (other than the obvious "IT'S ON NOTEBOOK PAPER WHUT") that it should not be posted somewhere.

( ItaSasu under cut, perfectly worksafe )

Now. I drew this the other day, and just got around to posting it on y!gallery. Question is this: was this wrong of me? Should I not have posted it there? Apparently, someone thinks so.

"Can't you see... has been reported, and is hidden pending abuse moderation. More information will be provided to you upon conclusion of the investigation."

...And this was about five minutes after I posted it, after already getting a favorite.

So, my friends, few and far between that you are, shall we brainstorm the possible reasons as to why the hell my picture just got reported?

EDIT: WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS BULLSHIT
Apparently, y!gallery has a rule that you cannot post art on lined paper because it "takes away from the overall piece". WHAT. THE. FUCK.

( AND I QUOTE )

WHY THE HELL SHOULD IT MATTER TO YOU? AND WHY THEN, DO YOU NOT GET RID OF THE HORRIBLE SCRIBBLES THAT SOME PEOPLE CALL ART? GO LOOK AT THE ENTIRE SEARCHABLE LIST OF "JEAN HAVOC" AND TELL ME THAT MY ART IS WORTH REPORTING WHEN AT LEAST HALF OF THAT SHIT IS JUST DISGUSTINGLY BAD.

Flip a Coin: frustrated

I know you people don't see much from me these days, but strictly speaking I'm not terribly sure I really have that much to talk about.

ON THE OTHER HAND.

New RP. Unf.

memento_eden

Don't make me start spamming it.

Flip a Coin: amused

RIP 12/26/06
Tooter/Tootus/Short bus/Pisser boy II/Any other nicknames I've forgotten or never used.

You were a sweet cat, a few dimes short of a dollar but that was the surgeon's fault, not yours, and you wouldn't have been you if not for it. The half-toothless wonder that always sprawled belly-up on the kitchen/livingroom/entryway floor and couldn't decide whether to try and bite (a useless but adorable endeavor) or to lick instead. Dustmop, kitten-mewing, fuzzy whale of a feline, you will be missed by your family, even the extended one. I wish you'd had more time to play with that laser pointer mom got around Christmas, you seemed to love it. Here's hoping there's little red moving dots all over the place where you've gone, and you can pee wherever you want because nothing's going to stain over the Rainbow Bridge. See you again someday my friend.

( Rainbow Bridge )